So pretty much all people do in Kansas is drive across it to get to the
other side. There are entertainments provided as you’re driving along,
such as regular typhoon warnings insisting that everyone gets off the roads
and into shelter, and there is also something called ‘gun talk radio’.
Pretty similar to sports talk radio, but instead of callers discussing whether
they should draft a player onto their fantasy team they are discussing what
size bullet they should use if they want to make sure of killing a large
deer on the forest but not completely blowing it up so they can put the head
on the wall above their children’s bed. I told you there wasn’t
much to do in Kansas!